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fuckyeahretailrobin:

This is a happy one, my fellow robins.  I work at a pretty high end clothing shop, and a customer came in with the sizes listed that she needed so that she could buy a suit for a friend.  We were able to pull two suits together in quick succession in the appropriate sizes, and OH was it a beautiful feeling.

I love when this happens. Especially when it’s a size medium. We never have mediums in stock, I swear. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

This is a happy one, my fellow robins.  I work at a pretty high end clothing shop, and a customer came in with the sizes listed that she needed so that she could buy a suit for a friend.  We were able to pull two suits together in quick succession in the appropriate sizes, and OH was it a beautiful feeling.

I love when this happens. Especially when it’s a size medium. We never have mediums in stock, I swear. 

Filed under lol retail robin submission

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Customers who walk”Bottom Text: “behind the counter”]
Like many other stores, we have certain items on shelves behind the counter/register to keep them from getting stolen/keep them safe. Every single day, multiple people just wander behind the counter like they own the place. Would you do that at any other store??? Is this ever acceptable? They also reach over the side of the counter to grab things. Sometimes people ask if they can go behind the counter to look at things, and when I tell them I can take anything down for them to look at, they sometimes say, “I can’t see.” The only thing I can do if you can’t see four feet ahead of you is to recommend glasses, like I wear every day for being nearsighted. 

The only people I ever really see do this do it by accident and then they acknowledge their error immediately (I watch them while they’re getting out of the area just in case) and children. And children just don’t know better.
I must have really good customers. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customers who walk”

Bottom Text: “behind the counter”]

Like many other stores, we have certain items on shelves behind the counter/register to keep them from getting stolen/keep them safe. Every single day, multiple people just wander behind the counter like they own the place. Would you do that at any other store??? Is this ever acceptable? They also reach over the side of the counter to grab things. Sometimes people ask if they can go behind the counter to look at things, and when I tell them I can take anything down for them to look at, they sometimes say, “I can’t see.” The only thing I can do if you can’t see four feet ahead of you is to recommend glasses, like I wear every day for being nearsighted. 

The only people I ever really see do this do it by accident and then they acknowledge their error immediately (I watch them while they’re getting out of the area just in case) and children. And children just don’t know better.

I must have really good customers. 

Filed under retail robin submission

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whoneedsfeminism:

I need Feminism because I’m told that because I’m 30 and single that there is something wrong with me, but my brother, who is 32, sleeps around and thats fine. Also I am told that I am over the hill cause I have no children, while my OLDER brother is too immature for kids at 32. Also my brother thinks its funny to tell me that I just need to get laid. My parents agree with him.

whoneedsfeminism:

I need Feminism because I’m told that because I’m 30 and single that there is something wrong with me, but my brother, who is 32, sleeps around and thats fine. Also I am told that I am over the hill cause I have no children, while my OLDER brother is too immature for kids at 32. Also my brother thinks its funny to tell me that I just need to get laid. My parents agree with him.

Filed under whoneedsfeminism submission