January 2011
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I went into the kitchen just now to make a cup of coffee and heard my neighbors doin’ it next door.
I went to my roommate and his buddy, giggling like a 12 year old boy going, “guys! I think I hear our neighbors having sex!”
they pause their game, follow me into the kitchen and listen for a minute. the woman moaning softly fills the pause.
Then, my roommate starts clapping....
December 2010
Tonight I learned that "Meme" is actually...
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ASJGADKADHGFKSDJHLK Wow.
wait, so it’s not meh-meh?
meem? really?
wait, what?
well i pronounce it meh-may :’)
Wait it’s not pronounced “mee-mee”?!
MY LIFE IS A LIE
I THOUGHT IT WAS MEE-MEE
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
I always pronounced it...
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Reblog if your 5'5 or under - I want to follow you...
why? ._.
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so I was talking to my best friend on Facebook
I told her I’d drunk call her at midnight on new year’s eve, forgetting she’s an hour behind us now; so I said I could call her at 1AM my time instead but she explained that her mom would probably get upset at me messing with tradition.
so I commiserated by telling her how my mom decided for my sister and I that we’d be visiting her in Connecticut again this summer but I...
“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.”
– Charlie Chaplin (via kari-shma)
Clients From Hell: [Dialogue started through the... →
clientsfromhell:
[Dialogue started through the contact form on our website.]
Client: ”Hello. My name is [xxx] and I am the creator of [xxx] software in India. We looking for a marketing agency to help us with business development in the United States. Let me know you are interested, thanks.”
Me: ”We’re very…
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obtrude asked: i do believe the tattoo is on her shoulder.. maybe? haha.
